Dear Twilight,
Our Charlie works with Dragons - yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella is a psychotic fighter - your Bella couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder - yours was some creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she’s lost her mind - yours is an overly preppy irritating child.
Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and evil - yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pattinson is a good, loyal, man who got murdered by Voldemort - yours sparkled in the sun
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in - yours fought over a girl who was alredy taken

Sincerly,
The people who want you to stop stealing our names

From Facebook: “Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home”

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