After two years of Edward bitching about Bella’s safety, he forgets the condom.
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Source: fiftyshadez
This image is not mine. I just found it on web. :)
A video about Bella’s attempts to see Edward Cullen.
What the voice says: “Edduccio” (it means Eddy)
Dear Twilight,
Our Charlie works with Dragons - yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella is a psychotic fighter - your Bella couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder - yours was some creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she’s lost her mind - yours is an overly preppy irritating child.
Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and evil - yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pattinson is a good, loyal, man who got murdered by Voldemort - yours sparkled in the sun
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in - yours fought over a girl who was alredy taken
Sincerly,
The people who want you to stop stealing our names
From Facebook: “Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home”
